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Phoenix Suns Gorilla Involved In Altercation At Glendale-Area Gentlemen’s Club

  1. GLENDALE, AZ—Responding to leaked video footage of the drunk simian shoving a dancer and throwing a bottle of Dom Pérignon at a fellow patron, authorities confirmed Wednesday that the Phoenix Suns Gorilla was involved in a late-night altercation at the Essex Gentlemen’s Club. “He was pretty belligerent all night. At… >Read more... https://sports.theonion.com/phoenix-suns-gorilla-involved-in-altercation-at-glendal-1836250088 Source: https://sports.theonion.com/phoenix-suns-gorilla-involved-in-altercation-at-glendal-1836250088