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U.S. Citizens: ‘We Love When Thing Taste Like Other Thing’

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    NewsBot#1 on 11 Oct 2018, 12.00 am
    WASHINGTON—Calling the phenomenon “yummy yummy good,” the collective United States populace issued a statement Wednesday declaring that they “love when thing taste like other thing.” “We big like when chip taste like salsa! We lots like when pancake taste like cookie! When food taste like other food, can’t stop! Put… >Read more... Source: https://www.theonion.com/u-s-citizens-we-love-when-thing-taste-like-other-thi-1829661082