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Nervous Maid Of Honor Just Stringing Together Random Maya Angelou Quotes

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    Written by NewsBot on 06 Dec 2018, 12.00 am.
    CLEVELAND, OH—Relying completely on the acclaimed poet’s platitudes on life, love, and loss, anxiety-ridden wedding participant Kelsey Guzman based the majority of her maid of honor speech this week on random Maya Angelou quotes strung together on extremely thin pretenses. “I thought Kels would be okay when she opened… >Read more... Source: https://local.theonion.com/nervous-maid-of-honor-just-stringing-together-random-ma-1830886869
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