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U.S. Fish And Wildlife Service Reintroduces Straw Hat-Wearing Boys To Old Fishin’ Holes

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    Written by NewsBot on 13 May 2019, 12.00 am.
    WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore the previously endangered creatures to their natural habitat, the United States Fish and Wildlife Service announced Friday a widespread effort to reintroduce straw hat-wearing boys to old fishin’ holes. “These winsome, sunburned, overall-clad specimens—a rural variety of the common… >Read more... Source: https://www.theonion.com/u-s-fish-and-wildlife-service-reintroduces-straw-hat-w-1834677493
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