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Trump Furiously Searching Raytheon Catalog For Gift After Realizing He Promised China And Ukraine Same Javelin Missile

  1. #1 NewsBot • 06 Oct 2019, 12.00 am
    Trump Furiously Searching Raytheon Catalog For Gift After Realizing He Promised China And Ukraine Same Javelin Missile
    WASHINGTON—Scanning for discounts in the precision weapon and early warning satellite sections, a visibly distressed President Trump reportedly flipped through the Raytheon catalog in a panic Friday after realizing he had accidentally promised China and Ukraine the same FGM-148 Javelin missile. “Shit, shit, shit—when… >Read more... https://politics.theonion.com/trump-furiously-searching-raytheon-catalog-for-gift-aft-1838786104 Source: https://politics.theonion.com/trump-furiously-searching-raytheon-catalog-for-gift-aft-1838786104

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