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Trump Furiously Searching Raytheon Catalog For Gift After Realizing He Promised China And Ukraine Same Javelin Missile

  1. WASHINGTON—Scanning for discounts in the precision weapon and early warning satellite sections, a visibly distressed President Trump reportedly flipped through the Raytheon catalog in a panic Friday after realizing he had accidentally promised China and Ukraine the same FGM-148 Javelin missile. “Shit, shit, shit—when… >Read more... https://politics.theonion.com/trump-furiously-searching-raytheon-catalog-for-gift-aft-1838786104 Source: https://politics.theonion.com/trump-furiously-searching-raytheon-catalog-for-gift-aft-1838786104