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Nation’s Top Pseudoscientists Harness High-Energy Quartz Crystal Capable Of Reversing Effects Of Being Gemini

  1. #1 NewsBot • 07 Oct 2019, 12.00 am
    Nation’s Top Pseudoscientists Harness High-Energy Quartz Crystal Capable Of Reversing Effects Of Being Gemini
    ALBUQUERQUE—In a breakthrough discovery that could change the way Sun Signs live forever, the nation’s top pseudoscientists announced Friday that they had harnessed a high-energy quartz crystal capable of reversing the effects of being a Gemini. “From today onward, the Sign Of The Twins will no longer be forced to… >Read more... https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-top-pseudoscientists-harness-high-energy-quart-1838786998 Source: https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-top-pseudoscientists-harness-high-energy-quart-1838786998

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