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Report: New Suit, Sir?

  1. SPARKS, MD—In a report suggesting that the boss had come in this morning with an even sharper-than-usual appearance, sources confirmed Monday that must be a new suit, sir, and it sure looks great. “Not everyone could pull off an outfit like that, but the boss does it with ease,” said eagerly grinning sources, noting… >Read more... https://local.theonion.com/report-new-suit-sir-1838853897 Source: https://local.theonion.com/report-new-suit-sir-1838853897