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FDA Moves To Ban All Flavored Jolly Ranchers

  1. WASHINGTON—Amid a recent spike in mysterious confection-related deaths, the Food and Drug Administration announced Monday its plan to ban all flavored Jolly Ranchers, allowing only the original flavorless variety to remain on shelves across the nation. “These hard candies are only suitable for consumption by adults,… >Read more... https://www.theonion.com/fda-moves-to-ban-all-flavored-jolly-ranchers-1838853035 Source: https://www.theonion.com/fda-moves-to-ban-all-flavored-jolly-ranchers-1838853035