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    re: "‘At Least Someone’s Getting Pregnant,’ Reports Mother-In-Law Watching News Story About Child Brides

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    12 Oct 2019, 12.00 am
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  2. ITHACA, NY—Watching a new story about the legal loopholes that allow underage American girls to be married off to much older men who have impregnated them, local mother-in-law Cindy Dearborne was overheard muttering to herself Friday that at least someone out there was having a baby. “She may be young, but it’s nice… >Read more... https://local.theonion.com/at-least-someone-s-getting-pregnant-reports-mother-i-1838980924 Source: https://local.theonion.com/at-least-someone-s-getting-pregnant-reports-mother-i-1838980924

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