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///     ‘The Onion’ Announces New Nationwide Literacy Program Encouraging Kids To Read ‘The Onion’ For An Hour A Day

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    re: "‘The Onion’ Announces New Nationwide Literacy Program Encouraging Kids To Read ‘The Onion’ For An Hour A Day

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  2. WASHINGTON—Serving as America’s Finest News Source for over 200 years, The Onion has always been at the forefront of educating and enlightening the drooling masses of this great nation, and now, more than ever, we must fight for future generations’ right to be informed, uplifted, and spoon-fed talking points by… >Read more... https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-announces-new-nationwide-literacy-program-e-1839612491 Source: https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-announces-new-nationwide-literacy-program-e-1839612491