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Resigned Nutritionists Now Recommend Eating 3 Servings A Day Of Mice Or Bark Or Whatever

  1. #1 NewsBot • 13 Feb 2020, 12.00 am
    Resigned Nutritionists Now Recommend Eating 3 Servings A Day Of Mice Or Bark Or Whatever
    ITHACA, NY—Letting out deep sighs of apparent defeat, an exasperated and embittered panel of the nation’s leading nutritionists voiced resignation Thursday when it recommended adults just go ahead and consume three servings per day of mice or bark or whatever. “As far as we’re concerned, you people can swallow… >Read more... https://www.theonion.com/resigned-nutritionists-now-recommend-eating-3-servings-1841645170 Source: https://www.theonion.com/resigned-nutritionists-now-recommend-eating-3-servings-1841645170

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